when your ex girlfriend calls you out of the blue and accuses you of texting her off of a random number saying that you love her? When she clearly knows that I have a girlfriend and am not in love with her? You’re not hot shit. Not everyone in the whole world is in love with you. THEN, I get blamed by my ex girlfriend for texting some chick calling her a hoe? LIKE DO I NOT HAVE A LIFE? I mean… I really don’t but I Tumble All Day Long. Like I don’t have time for your petty drama. Lord. It’s not like I sit around and just literally do NOTHING whatsoever but start drama and tell ex’s I love them. that just sounds crazy right? THAT’S WHAT I’MA SAYIN’.

Don’t fuckin’ blame me for shit.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

what if I’m not wearing shoelaces

(Source: aru, via sheenaandjudyweremybestfriends)

hayfuckyou:

chubbyfemme-fatale:

flashesofgoldd:

hazeleyed1:

futuredavidfucknporter:

my birthday is late as shit so i did.

I did.

Me three!

I did!

i did too

I graduated when I was sixteen…..

(Source: theeruthless-kitty)

Shanghai, China